Priceless - what kind of a fart are you ?

Corresponding to the date of your birth.


1-AMBITIOUS - Always ready for a fart.

2-LAZY - Just fizzles

3-AMIABLE - Likes to smell others farts

4-SELFISH - Only enjoys smelling own farts

5-CARELESS - Farts in church

6-SMART ALEC - Farts when ladies are present.

7-CLEVER - Farts and coughs at same time

8-SCIENTIFIC - Bottles own farts

9-STINGY - Belches instead of farting to save a*****e

10-FOOLISH - Farts and laughs.

11-SHY - Blushes even when farts silently.

12-CONCEITED - Thinks they can fart loudest.

13-UNLUCKY - Tries to fart and shits pants.

14- TIMID - Jumps when farting.

15-BEWILDERED - can't tell own farts from others.

16-SLOVENLY - Farts and fizzles, rots pants.

17-NERVOUS - Stops in middle of fart.

18-MISERABLE - Can't fart

19-CONFUSED - Face looks so much like ass, Farts don't know where to go.

20-GROUCH - Grumbles when ladies fart.

21-SNEAKY - Farts and blames it on the dog.

22-DISAPPOINTED - Their farts don't stink.

23-FRESH GUY - Jumps in front of you and farts.

24-BIG BULLY - Farts louder than everyone else.

25-DELUDED - Enjoys all farts thinking they are their own.

26-CUTE - Discovers from farts what others have eaten.

27-WISE - Farts and say's "Who in hell shit ??"

28-DAMNED MEAN - Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife's head.

29-MUSICAL - Tenor or bass Clear as a bell Smells like shit Sounds like hell.

30-HONEST - Farts and blames in on the hostess.

31-LIVELY - Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks like hell simultaneously.

FYI I was born on the 30th